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The Quotable Comedian

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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

 

What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.

 

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

 

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

 

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

 

RIP Robin Williams.  You will be missed.  Deepest condolences to your family.

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